Farcus Frickenbutt (Silly Name Game)

[jsrocks]

The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Here is the book on Amazon.com. You can read a little bit of it. It looks cute. www.amazon.com/Captain-Underpants-Perilous-Professor-Poopypants/dp/0439049989

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, Barak Obama's new name is Dorfus Featherbutt. ;D

My name is Crusty Chucklelips.

You can post what your name would be and just try out any other name of any famous people. It's fun b/c sometimes the names really seem to fit! ;D

Jake Gyllenhaal's name is Funky Gorillatush ;D ;D

[Sasha4Jake]

Oh Jesus: Funky Gorillatush is sooooooo right!

Well I guess I go by: Snooty Pottyhiney then!

[Sasha4Jake]

Taylor Swift: Dinkey Hubblelips - perfetto!

[jsrocks]

Oh lord that does fit her.

Anne Hathaway: Sloopy Dippinsniffer

lol

George W. Bush is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

[Sasha4Jake]

Now I get it: the name in the threadtopic is John Slattery, right?

[jsrocks]

Haha yeah

[Sasha4Jake]

I looked up the book on amazone - I might get that for my kids, I read to them in english every now and then. Not that they really understand something, but my son likes the sound of it. And some time in the futere he will probably suffer from IBSS too!

[jsrocks]

That's great you read to them in English. Learning another language, especially English, will definitely benefit them.

Robert Pattinson (lol I'm really picking on him today ) Doombah Dippinsniffer

lmao

[Sasha4Jake]

Wow, this really is a perfect match

Reese Witherspoon: Crusty Farklesniffer

[jsrocks]

Conan O'Brien = Sloopy Featherdoodle

Jimmy Fallon = Sleezy Dippintush

David Letterman = Sneezy Chickensniffer (lol)

Jimmy Kimmel = Sleezy Farklechunks (lmao)

Funny how all the late night guys have similar names.

[eausavage]

ahah funny here we go
my name: Dorfus Chuckleface
complete horible i'm famale.. X.x"
let's try with Jake Gyllenhaal: Funky Gorillatush
mhà dosen't fit also for Gyllenhaal....>.>"

[Sasha4Jake]

Adam Levine: Cheesy Chickenfrack!

@maria: I think Funky Gorillatush fit's just well: Jake is quite funky, with his beard he does resembly a gorilla :-) and his tush (behind) - I won't even go there!

[jsrocks]

Robert Downey, Jr. = Doombah Pottysquirt

[eausavage]

Dec 11, 2010 3:27:08 GMT -5 Sasha4Jake said:

Adam Levine: Cheesy Chickenfrack!

@maria: I think Funky Gorillatush fit's just well: Jake is quite funky, with his beard he does resembly a gorilla :-) and his tush (behind) - I won't even go there!

sorry Sasha both name are simply horrible his and mine...
I don't guess that man with long bear look like gorillas, it's simply different taste....

[eausavage]

Daniel Craig: Sloopy Gizzardbutt
Sund horrible also this.....Y.y" i don't wish to going on...